i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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