I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Randomize
