; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
