pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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