You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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