david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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