I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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