How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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