Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I just blew my weed a kiss
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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