so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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