My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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