Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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