Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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