Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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