I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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