She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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