Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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