Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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