fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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