why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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