'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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