At least make sure they are 18
Why
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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