Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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