it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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