The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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