Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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