NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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