found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Edward fifth and chaser hands
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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