My balls are so social today.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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