office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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