Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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