So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
he's single and there are thong briefs.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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