Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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