How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
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