wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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