I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
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