Whoa Z and x make the same sound
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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