i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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