It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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