Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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