By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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