she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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