That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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