He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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