do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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