And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
be right there i have to get my cape
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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