3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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