did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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