Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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