what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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