oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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