its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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