You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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