this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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